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Jeremiah Scrindleplum is a 41 year old guy in a relationship from Shaving A Beard, England, UK.
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Member since Jul 23, 2006
Goes bright red after being in the sun for 30 seconds and then fades to white. Irish and Welsh ancestry: I wasn't designed to be exposed to the sun. The picture is me in an intemperate moment...

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I was hit by Happibun ... "Here are the Rules: 1. Pick up the nearest book (of at least 123 pages). 2. Open the book to page...
I was hit by Happibun ... "Here are the...
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I keep stumbling on things telling me how to use semicolons; take this you buggers: In an alliterative flight of fancy; the rain...
I keep stumbling on things telling me how to...
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Friend asked me this morning: "Do you know where I could buy some "Euthenesia"? "What?!" I said, a little surprised... ...
Friend asked me this morning: "Do you...
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So, I've been having this problem with my hip... yes, I'm just not cool and trendy any more... Not that I ever was, you understand....
So, I've been having this problem with my...
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I've decided, since I've been unable to use my waterrower for ages, that skipping (with a rope) is the thing for me. Doesn't hurt my hip...
I've decided, since I've been unable to use my...
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Well. I got to the Hospital at around 8:45am and went into reception: "Good morning. I've got an appointment at 9:15" ...
Well. I got to the Hospital at around...
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Cyprus is lovely - but I have to keep leaping from shaded spot to shaded spot like some peculiar long-legged gangling creature. Why...
Cyprus is lovely - but I have to keep leaping...
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Cyprus, 10 days... I'll be back. Hopefully.
Cyprus, 10 days... I'll be back. Hopefully.
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The eleven o'clockers are here this weekend.
The eleven o'clockers are here this weekend.
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Harry Potter spoilers: I heard that RON dies, and Harry survives. Hermione becomes a monk killing lesbian, and Snape marries...
Harry Potter spoilers: I heard that RON...
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I like the word "screech": The way it looks on the page, the way my mouth moves when I say it, and even the fleeting way my...
I like the word "screech": The way it...
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Went to a funeral today. The old lady that lived next door but one died just over a week ago, age 102. We sat in church (the first...
Went to a funeral today. The old lady that...
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I had a tooth removed yesterday. It was stuck between my toes, leftover from the last time I had my foot in my mouth... Well...
I had a tooth removed yesterday. It was...
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Lost in a world of faint relations.
Lost in a world of faint relations.
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The rooms are bare and candle lit. The boy sits in the brightest corner reading the bible they gave him for his birthday. His...
The rooms are bare and candle lit. The...
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The hot sun bounces off my pale white skin: Its reflection blinding those rude pilots Cutting the sky with silver metal noise. The...
The hot sun bounces off my pale white skin: ...
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Kissed the Blarney Stone? Friend's Father's been snogging it. The in-laws are here...
Kissed the Blarney Stone? Friend's Father's...
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YouTube - Whitney Houston - I Have No...
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I've had some strange (Haiku-ish) relationships... She was a pirate, Before she moved in with me. Her ways were so strange: ...
I've had some strange (Haiku-ish)...
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LSD as Therapy? Write about It, Get B...
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Police Look For Car That Hit Sleeping...
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Friend has been feeding the ducks over the past couple of weeks. One of them, a female, has taken to tapping at the kitchen door -...
Friend has been feeding the ducks over the past...
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We have a large pond, around fifteen feet by twenty five feet, in our back garden. We have lots of ducks (portable flying effluent...
We have a large pond, around fifteen feet by...
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