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- Jeremiah Scrindleplum is a 41 year old guy in a relationship from Shaving A Beard, England, UK.
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- Member since Jul 23, 2006
Goes bright red after being in the sun for 30 seconds and then fades to white. Irish and Welsh ancestry: I wasn't designed to be exposed to the sun. The picture is me in an intemperate moment...
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Harry Potter spoilers:
I heard that RON dies, and Harry survives.
Hermione becomes a monk killing lesbian, and Snape marries Dumbledore in a civil partnership.
Also, Harry starts a Jam shop in Cumbria and keeps Voldemort chained up in a small box in the attic.
He brings him out for polite conversation when the Vicar arrives for tea.
Oh yes, the Vicar is Neville Longbottom, a protestant, who's now married to Luna Lovegood.
She protested as well, apparently.
Ginny Weasley takes to the dark side of the force, and starts walking around in a large hooded cloak.
Kind of like a cross between Chancellor Palpatine and Yoda.
Anyway, all this is going to be in the eighth book: "Harry Potter and the Lesbian, Monk Killing Witch Of Hogwarts".
Not really a children's book this time.
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