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- Jeremiah Scrindleplum is a 41 year old guy in a relationship from Shaving A Beard, England, UK.
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- Member since Jul 23, 2006
Goes bright red after being in the sun for 30 seconds and then fades to white. Irish and Welsh ancestry: I wasn't designed to be exposed to the sun. The picture is me in an intemperate moment...
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Cyprus is lovely - but I have to keep leaping from shaded spot to shaded spot like some peculiar long-legged gangling creature.
Why do people want to lay, or sit, in the sun?
I try it for fifteen minutes to try to convince myself that: "Hey maybe it really IS a good idea". I look around and yes, it IS only me that seems to be producing enough liquid to reforest the Sahara.
Friend seems quite happy, frying and perspiring in a gentle ladylike way, as I steam pinkly across to the bar: "Seven thousand gallons of water!", I exclaim, feeling like I've been passed through a mangle.
The staff gaze at me. "It's hot today, isn't it sir" someone says. It's difficult to tell who, whilst squinting through a veil of wet hair.
So, I move further away from the young lady in front, and whisper: "Why yes. Yes it is... water... water... please...".
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