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Jeremiah Scrindleplum is a 41 year old guy in a relationship from Shaving A Beard, England, UK.
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Goes bright red after being in the sun for 30 seconds and then fades to white. Irish and Welsh ancestry: I wasn't designed to be exposed to the sun. The picture is me in an intemperate moment...

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Well.

I got to the Hospital at around 8:45am and went into reception:

"Good morning. I've got an appointment at 9:15"

"Who are you seeing?"

"I can't remember the name..."

"Is it Mr Mohammed, Ear Nose and Throat, or Mr Legolas, Orthopaedics?"

"It must be Mr Legolas... he's not an Elf is he? About 7000 years old with pointy ears?"

Sigh. "No. What's your name?"

[ Name announced ]

[ Receptionist looks through the appointment book ]

"Are you sure it's today?"

"Yes; at 9:15am"

"We have an appointment for you with Mr Maxwell on the 19th September..."

"Ah... OK then."

... and thanks to I-Did-What who asked: "Is Mr Maxwell the psychiatrist...?"