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- Jeremiah Scrindleplum is a 41 year old guy in a relationship from Shaving A Beard, England, UK.
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- Member since Jul 23, 2006
Goes bright red after being in the sun for 30 seconds and then fades to white. Irish and Welsh ancestry: I wasn't designed to be exposed to the sun. The picture is me in an intemperate moment...
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I keep stumbling on things telling me how to use semicolons; take this you buggers:
In an alliterative flight of fancy; the rain rancours down on poor old Nancy
Oh, poor old, poor old, poor old Nancy; she covers her head with her fiancee
He's very large and flat and round; a handy thing to have around
And on those days when very bored, is used as a Frisbee or chopping board...
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The snow it is falling; outside it is white
Inside it is not; it's as black as the night
And now there's a thing; black snow, what a sight
I'll tell you something, it just isn't right...
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Oh Fee, oh Fi, oh Fo, oh Fum; Am I a giant, or am I Tom Thumb?
I am not sure, I cannot tell; I am confused, I'm going to yell...
But hang on there, I have a feeling; my head it's scraping on the ceiling...
Don't worry now it's sorted out, no longer any need to shout...
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God I am bored; these rhymes will undo me
I'll swallow a sword; perhaps then a fruit tree
There they'll be stored; in perpetuity
Will I fit in my Ford, or be able to ski...?
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Poor little f; abandoned and lost
How could you do it; with him being deaf?
Poor little letter; so rudely quit
I'll have some more wine, but only a bit...
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I hope you have sobered; more likely sleeping
A valance squandered; likely you're weeping
So R's drinking beer; I hope it's not seeping
Out through his ear, or through his nose creeping...
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Ah, the rural idyll; oh, to be in a field
Ah, the art of drivel; oh, to be in a field
Ah, my head begins to swivel; oh, to be in a field
Ah the grass it makes me dribble, oh to be in a field...
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Are you sick yet; it could go on forever
So many words; will it end ever?
Will my I.S.P disconnect; an effort to sever?
I'll make this the last, and go look at some weather...
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