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- Jeremiah Scrindleplum is a 41 year old guy in a relationship from Shaving A Beard, England, UK.
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- Member since Jul 23, 2006
Goes bright red after being in the sun for 30 seconds and then fades to white. Irish and Welsh ancestry: I wasn't designed to be exposed to the sun. The picture is me in an intemperate moment...
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We have a large pond, around fifteen feet by twenty five feet, in our back garden.
We have lots of ducks (portable flying effluent machines) squatting on it.
We have little chicks around May and June time that potter around with their Mother near the back of the house, whilst we are sat in the garden trying to catch the rare sunshine, drinking cups of tea, and eating cucumber sandwiches with all the crusts cut off, accompanied by huge glasses of Chianti.
Well, OK, we're drinking beer and eating whole cucumbers in one go - a popular British tradition, largely glossed over by the international press.
Oh, all right then, we're drinking methylated spirits and eating jellied eels... drowned in plenty of brown sauce.
Somebody pass me a bucket.
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