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- Jeremiah Scrindleplum is a 41 year old guy in a relationship from Shaving A Beard, England, UK.
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- Member since Jul 23, 2006
Goes bright red after being in the sun for 30 seconds and then fades to white. Irish and Welsh ancestry: I wasn't designed to be exposed to the sun. The picture is me in an intemperate moment...
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I've had some strange (Haiku-ish) relationships...
She was a pirate,
Before she moved in with me.
Her ways were so strange:
She would dance naked (
In front of all the neighbours)
Whilst playing the harp.
This was endearing,
Her peg leg plucking the strings,
Whilst stood on her hands.
I was very proud.
She was really beautiful.
Radiant Phina.
And then it began -
The fierce howling and wailing (
Of the calling sea)
It beckoned to her,
Veiling her merry dancing,
Tugging at her heart.
And, two days ago,
The kitchen table vanished.
And several sheets.
The bannister went.
Converted into a mast
As she sailed downstream
Into the ocean,
Blue and spicy, like her eyes,
And salty as tears
I saw her floating,
Seven sheets to the cold wind,
Blowing me kisses.
It is so, so, sad.
My harp and my lover gone.
Love denied once more.
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